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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

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I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.

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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 29th, 1880

Died: December 25th, 1946

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