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I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything.

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A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

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First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

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I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.

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I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

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Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

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Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.

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I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 31st, 1963

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