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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

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Black beauty - he's a dark horse.

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My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul.

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Velcro: what a rip-off.

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I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.

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I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.

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If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

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You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

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I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Comedian

Born: March 4th, 1967

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