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You can't do comedy with a beard.

~Alexei Sayle

Topics: Beard Comedy You

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Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

~Alexei Sayle

Topics: Fed Fed Up Get Got Honestly Like Mind Own Really Sometimes Subconscious Up

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

~Alexei Sayle

Topics: Because Fur Gangs Harass Leather More Motorcycle Opposed People Rich Safer Than Violently Women

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I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.

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I'm still fiercely ambitious.

~Alexei Sayle

Topics: Ambitious Fiercely Still

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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

~Alexei Sayle

Topics: Annoying Arms Band Brothers Dire Git Great Immediately Know Like Someone Stupid Tells You

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If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.

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Topics: Charity City Family Fruit Hardware Helped Little Lottery Open Shops Start Stores Won

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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

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Topics: American Different Different Ways Elevator Git Lift President Say Saying Stupid They Say Things Ways

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Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?

~Alexei Sayle

Topics: Actually Advisor America Been Go Me Off People Personal Recently Same Same Thing Sod Street Telling Thing Up Walking

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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'

~Alexei Sayle

Topics: Curtains Deranged Different Elevator Git Instance Lift Like Lot President Say Seriously States Than They Say Travel Use Words You

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Comedian

Born: August 7th, 1952

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