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Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired.

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Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.

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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

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You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men.

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It is unrealistic to expect an entire profession to be completely good. There are bound to be some individuals who are stressed, who are unkind, who are a bit rubbish at their job, who are in the wrong career.

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What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go to series at the next festival but I don't have any news on that. It's already been on Paramount actually, but as it's on Paramount it'll probably be on several more times... hopefully.

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I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.

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I've no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping.

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There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

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Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Comedian

Born: May 3rd, 1957

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