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A lot of people like to live on laurels that happened 20 or 30 years ago, but it's nice to get awards. It's nice to be labeled and things like that, but I'm not sure everybody qualifies.

~Tim Conway

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If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.

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I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is going on. Saran Wrap for one thing. You know, you could pull enough of that out of the box and it will actually kill you. It will get a hold of you, stick to you, and choke you to death.

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I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.

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My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

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I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know?

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I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I got over it when somebody laughed.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: December 15th, 1933

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