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I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew.

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I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.

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As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.

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Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.

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Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along.

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My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.

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If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.

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When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.

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I avoid all the language and nudity and violence and everything. I have enough of that at home.

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At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: December 15th, 1933

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