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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

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What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

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I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'

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I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

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When I die, I'm gonna leave my body to science fiction.

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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.

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I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

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George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.

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I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 6th, 1955

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