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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

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Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.

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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

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Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.

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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

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I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 6th, 1958

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