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I don't know a single person that's like, ''Avatar' is my favorite movie.' It never even comes up. I don't know anyone that will defend that movie.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Anyone Avatar Defend Even Favorite Favorite Movie Know Like Movie Never Person Single Single Person Up Will

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It's weird writing for a documentary because I have all these ideas for what I want to happen, but what actually happens is obviously completely different.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Actually Because Different Documentary Happen Happens Ideas Obviously Want Weird Writing

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I felt like I couldn't meet a single rich person. Regardless of where I live, they don't want to talk to me. I threw a barbecue and invited the whole neighborhood, and nobody showed up.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Barbecue Felt Invited Like Live Me Meet Neighborhood Nobody Person Regardless Rich Single Talk Threw Up Want Where Whole

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When 'Titanic' came out on VHS, I was working at a Sam's Club, which is already the worst. I don't know what you know about working for the Walton family, but it's horrific.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: About Came Club Family Horrific Know Out Sam Titanic Which Working Worst You

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I hated 'Avatar' from the jump. And I like James Cameron. I'm not opposed to James Cameron.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Avatar Cameron Hated James Jump Like Opposed

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Kansas City, well, part of the town's pretty cool, and part of the town is not. But it's gonna be that way no matter where you go.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: City Cool Go Gonna Kansas Kansas City Matter Part Pretty Town Way Well Where You

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I was living in upstate New York, in Kingston - small town, no comedy scene except for my friends and I doing these DIY shows and whatnot. And we put together this thing called the 'Altercation Punk Rock Comedy Tour.'

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Comedy Doing Except Friends Living New New York Punk Punk Rock Put Rock Scene Shows Small Small Town Thing Together Tour Town Upstate Whatnot York

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If you have any sense, if you're any good at comedy, you come to Austin.

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Any Austin Come Comedy Good Sense You

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The goal is doing stand-up on TV somewhere, which is what I'm working on. Something on latenight or Comedy Central, but - I dunno, something. It could happen, it could not happen.

~Chris Cubas

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The holy grail for me is just stand-up - It's always been that. If I can just tour and headline in stand-up, that's the dream. But I'll do anything that looks like fun, y'know?

~Chris Cubas

Topics: Always Anything Been Dream Fun Headline Holy Just Like Looks Me Stand-Up Tour I Can

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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