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There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

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Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.

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I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.

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I gotta say, as the father of two beautiful young daughters, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

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In every movie and every TV show, the dads are morons. And dads tend to react by doing what dads do best: They check out. They say, 'Ask your mother.'

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People get that dads have a place in the lives of their sons. But you have to be just as present with daughters, maybe even more so. You have to get in there and be part of the game.

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Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

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With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the hint and go home when dinnertime comes. And moms are usually not great at giving their daughters confidence.

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Some people will humiliate themselves or their families just to be on television.

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I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 3rd, 1957

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