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Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?

~Stephen Colbert

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There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.

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Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

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I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that.

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I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am?

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I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

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I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

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I'm very comfortable with uncomfortable situations, and I think that can seem odd to people, that I like the thrill of discomfort.

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Make no mistake: I love women. I'm married to one, I was birthed by one, and I played one in my high school production of 'Romeo and Juliet.' No one else could fit into the bodice.

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I liked comedy as a kid. When I was a kid, I'd go to sleep to, like, Bill Cosby albums every night. I'd listen to 'Bill Cosby Is A Very Funny Fellow... Right!' and 'Wonderfulness,' which are two of his most famous albums. Then the next night, I'd flip them over, 'cause it was the old stackable turntable.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 13th, 1964

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