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One important thing I recall about India was that it was quiet. It was never noisy in the way that life was noisy in London.

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I had stopped going to church the moment I joined the Regiment. No more could my mother nag me into God's presence.

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May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the bloody neck, dripping down the spine into the socks where it came out of the lace-holes in the boots.

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The lunacy continues and has every chance of becoming a way of life unless we stop it soon. Men are getting so used to wars that the psychiatric wing of the RAMC are planning how to break the news to the men when the war is over.

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Unbeknown to me, my manager, under my very nose (in a crouching position) has all these years been secretly compiling a book from my correspondence. I often wondered what she was doing in my office. She never did a stroke of work for me. All the time, I have been working for her.

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Comedian

Born: April 16th, 1918

Died: February 27th, 2002

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