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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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We reach a secondary road and - here comes the bonus - we pass the Temple of Neptune and Cerene, at Paestum, both looking beautiful in the sunlight. Strung from the Doric columns are lines of soldiers' washing. At last they had been put to practical use. If only the ancient Greeks had known.

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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

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I can't stand being late. I try to be professional. I try not to let people down. But people let me down. That's why I don't rely on anyone to call me. That's why I have clocks as well as people. I have to be able to call myself; it's the only way to be sure.

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I'm a hero with coward's legs.

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I have resigned from the human race. Look at the way we treat animals.

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When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry.

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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Comedian

Born: April 16th, 1918

Died: February 27th, 2002

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