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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

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It's all in the mind, you know.

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I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

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The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to war, leave alone win it. It was, as Yeats remarked of the Easter Rising, 'A terrible beauty.'

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Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too.

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The night before Tilbury, the Cordon Bleu gourmet dinner turned out Cordon Brown. Six out of ten to the chef for trying and ten out of ten to us for eating it.

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Comedian

Born: April 16th, 1918

Died: February 27th, 2002

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