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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Is the modern social pattern of unending change and movement the cause of two modern diseases, insecurity and dissatisfaction? How lucky Thomas Hood was to be able to write, 'I remember, I remember the house where I was born.' I don't even know what mine looked like!

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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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I can speak Esperanto like a native.

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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

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I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.

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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

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You couldn't enclose people in institutions or hospitals or almshouses in the way the Victorians managed to do. India was too big. Seeing the suffering people was terrible, but I think I was more distraught at the needless cruelty to so many animals.

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We come across thirty or so hurried graves with makeshift wooden markers. 'Private Edwards, E.', a number, and that was all. Fourteen days ago he was alive, thinking feeling, hoping... If war was a game of cards, I'd say someone was cheating.

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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Comedian

Born: April 16th, 1918

Died: February 27th, 2002

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