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It's nice to have an elephant in the room. There's nothing more helpful than something everybody's thinking about.

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When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

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I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

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My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class.

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I'm a bold man. I throw caution to the wind.

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It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

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The hands are the feet of the arms.

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I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

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The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.

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I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 28th, 1973

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