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One of my biggest pet peeves is when a guy's wearing flip-flop sandals, which I don't understand. Men's feet are disgusting to begin with, but now they're on display when I try to go out for a nice steak at a restaurant, and I have to sit there and look at some guy's hoof? I don't get it. I don't understand it.

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I don't like long jokes. I like stories rather than setup punchlines.

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I used to devour a lot of stand-up comedy in my cousin's basement. He had cable and I didn't, so I went there and saw all the comedians.

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I remember when I was young, I was watching TV, and my father came into the room, agitated, and told me to start a business. I was eight years old.

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I've never seen a weirder group of people than at the post office. It looks like people are crawling out from under rocks to go to the post office.

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That's how my family bonded - eating and telling stories.

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Growing up in an Italian family, we used our body to convey a message.

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I developed a knack for storytelling early on around the kitchen table with my family. I just happen to be a funny guy.

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If I can relate to the joke, it's going to be funny.

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We grew up in a middle-class family in Chicago. Even when we went on vacation as a family, it wasn't a really fun time, because my father didn't want to spend any money when we got there.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 8th, 1973

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