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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.

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I'm set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it's easy.

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There's no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don't exist.

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I go through about 140 cities a year.

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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don't talk about the arts there much on career day.

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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.

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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I'll create more comedy. It's just when I shut off and stay at home... What helps me is just to keep moving.

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I don't live under the illusion we don't need a military to protect this country.

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I don't know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn't have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.

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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don't need my help.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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