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There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.

~Ron White

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I don't watch Comedy Central. I don't enjoy it.

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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.

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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.

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Here's how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don't even see me coming.

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If you watch the 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour,' don't expect that when you come see me by myself, 'cause it's a little rougher.

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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.

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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.

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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won't give my TV show. I put it in my live show.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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