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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.

~Ron White

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I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff. So I do very, very little of it.

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I guarantee there's people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.

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Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.

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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever - plumbers and drywall hangers.

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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.

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Ultimately I'm the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I'm pretty good at helping them get there.

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There have been times when I played more than others, but I've been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I've always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.

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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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