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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.

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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

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My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

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I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.

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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really.

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That's the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media's radar.

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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.

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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.

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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers - doesn't matter if its something my wife hates.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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