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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.

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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.

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Everybody I know is a joke writer.

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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can't say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.

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I don't do any corporate work.

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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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