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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.

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My goal is just to become a better comedian.

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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.

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There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

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I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

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I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.

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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

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The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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