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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!

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I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

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I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.

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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith's 'What It Was, Was Football.' I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn't know what any of it meant.

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I could do no wrong in my mother's eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.

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Comedy is all about the pause.

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I pretty much give both barrels every time I walk on stage.

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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.

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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, 'I'm not even a 10th of this man.'

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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I'm very 'preacher-ish' on stage, not by intent but because that's where I learned to talk in front of people.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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