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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.

~Ron White

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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it's about. The content's got to be great, but then it's got to be delivered. It's a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.

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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I'm not having fun.

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Movies are boring. It's like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It's just horrible. Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it's 18 hours of doing not a thing.

~Ron White

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I've been offered starring roles in horrible movies, but I just didn't want to do it. I don't see why you would.

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People used to say I'm regional, but I'm not... We all have the same human condition.

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Don't bring your kids to my show, and I won't come to your house and cuss.

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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.

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Any time someone achieves success before they've earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.

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If you become famous and don't have a live show to back it up, they're not going to pay you any money.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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