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There's no such thing as a hit joke.

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I've been married a few times. I'm not good at it.

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Comedy is great because there's no overhead.

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I write all of my material. It's all me.

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I've asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don't understand it. But I don't understand a lot of things.

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All I know how to do is take what's on my mind and spit it out funny. I don't know what else I could do besides comedy.

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I don't think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.

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Vegas is famous for a lot of things, and bad marriages are one of them. Margo and I are proof that you can make this work. It just takes a little effort.

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People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.

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I'm not willing to drag my fans down a road I don't believe in. That's just my one little principle. I've only got one, and that's it.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 18th, 1956

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