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What makes a good nanny? A good nanny is someone who really wants to do the job. Someone who loves children, who really values what she does and, of course, is valued by her employer.

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I was a class clown. My father was a class clown. My son has been a class clown, and it sort of ran in the family.

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There are certain families who absolutely incorporate their nanny as part of the family, and there are other people, and there are codes for this, when they call in, they say, 'I am really not looking for a friend.' It is clear they will not be members of the family.

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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.

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But I think the other is a little more like bullfighting, a little more daring and although I appreciate good acting and I liked being versatile my whole career, it kept me working.

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But to do it professionally is a quantum leap difference and my father had to be persuaded by these kind of Ivy League professors that I should go to the Yale Drama School, another one of the stories in there.

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I was a class clown.

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In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.

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My son has been a class clown and it sort of ran in the family.

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Regis and I were inducted into the original Bronx Walk of Fame.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 8th, 1942

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