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I don't do Jewish stuff because I don't want people to be left out. If I mention the Torah in Alabama, it's not going to go down that well. I used to do some Jewish jokes because when I started, I used to play lots of Jewish country clubs.

~Rita Rudner

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I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It's like having a different dancing partner every night.

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I have no organisational skills. All my energy goes into worry - worrying takes a lot of energy.

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If you are who you are on stage, people pay attention.

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I wanted to say things that were natural coming from me.

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I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were 1,000 girls. And there were three jobs. So I said I'll just try comedy. And I loved it.

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While I do occasionally order items on the Internet, it's hard to teach an old shopper new tricks. I'm convinced that the catalogue will eventually disappear, but not until the last baby boomers have kicked off their smelly Nikes and been buried in mulch.

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Stand-up is my favorite thing I've ever done. There's so much independence.

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You are always trying to please people before you get to the public whenever you do anything that requires a corporate body to sanction it.

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I'm not a person who likes authority. I just love the fact that it's up to me, and I go straight to the audience.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 17th, 1955

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