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I found out I had a real love for comedy and comedy writing. The logic was, there weren't too many female comedians, so I thought I might as well try a field that had fewer competitors than the field I was in, which was acting, singing and dancing.

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I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.

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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

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I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

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Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.

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I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

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I think the most important thing about learning comedy is to start from who you are. If you begin the process by imitating what you perceive to be a comedy rhythm, you will get laughs sooner, but you will not be unique.

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On my tombstone it will say: 'I tried everything - nothing was easy.'

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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 17th, 1955

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