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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.

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I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.

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How do you come back? It's one step at a time. I'm optimistic because I don't know what else to be.

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I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

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I was the youngest in my family. When the other kids went to school, my mother would make them breakfast and then she would go back to bed for an hour, so I was sort of babysat by television.

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I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

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I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

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When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.

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When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.

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When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our heads and listen to his speeches until Obama's voice gives out.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 29th, 1959

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