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If you're happy with what you're doing, then you don't get bored.

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My comedy is a nuclear bomb inside my mind. It's a weapon that's never been tested. It just blows up and flattens everybody.

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There's always a message in my comedy.

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My grandmother was the best. She loved you for you. She loved me for me. She was old-school. They broke the mold with her. They don't make them like that any more.

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Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'

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Hollywood doesn't even have respect for itself. Hollywood lies to itself.

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America is racial. America was founded on race. Race is America. The code name for America is 'race.'

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If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.

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When I was 16 or 17, I saw Lenny Bruce being taken to jail. They took him off stage because he talked about race.

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Whatever that thing is that white people like in blacks, I don't have it. Maybe it's my arrogance or my self-assurance or the way I carry myself, but whatever it is, I don't have it.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 4th, 1941

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