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I don't want affirmative action - too much affirmative, not enough action.

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I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here.

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I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.

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People ask me, when was my best time? I always say, 'Today.'

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I have such an ego 'cause I'm a double Leo. I can't let go of me, you know, so it's very difficult for me to be somebody else and not me. I'm so into me.

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America has a rap sheet. You can't police the world and tell the world how to act when you're just as bad yourself.

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We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.'

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An audience can be like a pack of wolves.

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I'm as American as apple pie.

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Julie Christie, I used to hang out with her. She was friends with Richard Pryor and Warren Beatty and all of them. There was a club in Beverly Hills called the Candy Store, a private club. I used to hang out with them all.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 4th, 1941

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