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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

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I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

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The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.

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I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

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I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

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I'm Liberace without a piano.

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If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

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Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 13th, 1926

Died: January 10th, 1982

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