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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

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A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

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I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

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My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.

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My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

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A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

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I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

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I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

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Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

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I laughed all the way through Love Story.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 13th, 1926

Died: January 10th, 1982

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