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I came down to Orange because I sold the Smothers Brothers a song called 'Chocolate,' and that gave me enough money to move down here. I was washing windows down in Orange County when they called me up and said they wanted me to do their TV show.

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The Clinton Administration has turned out to be a boon. I knew that he would be wonderful, I just knew it from the beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

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As I've always said: The future lies ahead.

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I want to caucus in Iowa. I'll caucus all over the state. I don't caucus in California. You don't caucus where you live. It doesn't look good.

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Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

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I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

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If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

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Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

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We've got to step up our conservation efforts before it's too late. We're not protecting our lands and natural resources. Take the Grand Canyon for example; I'm sure that at one time it was a beautiful piece of land, and just look at the way we've let it go.

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Wine is something to enjoy. We get sick and tired of people who pick it apart and talk about its 'saucy nuances.'

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 6th, 1927

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