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If elected, I will win.

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Will I obliterate national debt? Sure, why not?

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Should we continue to spend billions to subsidize foreign military dictatorships, or should we concentrate on taking better care of the one we have right here at home?

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I will not claim I will solve all the world's problems by myself. If I did, I'd have to run as a Republican or a Democrat.

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The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

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So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

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I once told Tommy Smothers, 'If I could just get the money and the women straightened out, the rest of my life would be easy.'

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We have nothing to fear but fear itself... and, of course, the boogieman.

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Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

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You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 6th, 1927

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