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I've been doing stand-up for a few years, and I have a handful of fans just from stuff I've done, like 'Last Comic Standing.' And as a fan of stand-ups myself ... like, when I first discovered Sarah Silverman, I wanted to know everything about her life.

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I nannied for a couple of months. The kids were super-funny; it made me wish I grew up in a comedy household. But nannying is demoralizing. I'm just not cut out for it.

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Temping is the worst. I would rather starve and be homeless than nanny or temp again.

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Someone told me I looked like a young Tonya Harding recently, as if 'young' would soften the blow.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 1st, 1984

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