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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

~Milton Berle

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I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

~Milton Berle

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Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

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People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed.

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I received a lot of complaints from parents who wrote and told me that their kids wouldn't go to sleep until our show was over. So I went on the air and told all the children watching to 'listen to their Uncle Miltie and go to bed right after the show.'

~Milton Berle

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 12th, 1908

Died: March 27th, 2002

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