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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

~Milton Berle

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Laughter is an instant vacation.

~Milton Berle

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.

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We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was one of your great funnymen. Harry Langdon, Larry Semon; they were all funnymen - they looked funny. W.C. Fields was never a comedian. Slim Summerville was a comedian, yet looked funny. Now if you have both attributes, you are in good shape.

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My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 12th, 1908

Died: March 27th, 2002

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