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Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on Twitter, the first joke about something has already happened. You need to think of the second joke and the third joke.

~Michelle Wolf

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Writing for late night is really good for learning how to write when you don't want to write. You have to produce every day. It's also very good for refining the difference between your point of view and the host's.

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Before stand-up, I'm not sure I even had a point of view.

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Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like the worst trade-off in my mind.

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I've been lucky enough to do a lot of very interesting things, and every time, I've been like, 'I want to put everything into this because I want to see how far I can go with it.'

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I'm a standard overachiever.

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I'm so lucky that I found comedy and that I get to do it for a living.

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If you are willing to say something about someone, you should be willing to say it on Twitter, to their face, whatever.

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There is only so many times you can say, 'Trump tweeted something that was bad.' That is not a joke to me.

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For eight years, all I cared about was track.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 21st, 1985

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