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Whenever anyone asks me if I'm from a TV show, I say yes - no matter whether I've ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier.

~Michael Ian Black

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There's this misconception that comedy and music go together. They don't. Comedians can't compete with rock stars; they're just not on the same level. Rock stars will always be cooler. They will always get more girls.

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I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries.

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I have a good family and I like to be home with them. The older I get, the lazier I get, and the more content I am to sit at home and eat string cheese.

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I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

~Michael Ian Black

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 12th, 1971

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