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I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

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I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning.

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I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.

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I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset?'

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I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess?

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 9th, 1959

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