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I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.

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I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

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I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

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Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

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Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

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Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

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Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.

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In the '70s, the gay movement was really making strides. Huge strides. And then AIDS came along and slapped a judgment on it all and the Right Wing religious movement was like, 'See. This is why, we told you.' And it pushed back the movement 30 years.

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I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do.

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I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: December 9th, 1959

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