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Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

~Maria Bamford

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I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope.

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People get really irritated by mental illness.

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I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me.

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I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.

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Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.

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It's always the compliments from people you love that mean so much.

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I am a wild orchid of comedy, so I can only do well under specific conditions... There are people who I think can do any room, and do stadiums and thousand-seat theaters, and then there are people like me who just perform for my parents.

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I'm sort of shy, and Twitter feels like chatting all day with a group. I like to follow people. I'm following Joel Osteen, Steve Martin, and an anonymous purple egg - just to see where they go with it.

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I love support groups, people talking about their feelings.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 3rd, 1970

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