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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

~Lynn Lavner

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The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.

~Lynn Lavner

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Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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