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I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.

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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.

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Everything that people say is testable.

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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.

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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.

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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

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When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.

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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.

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Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

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I was an awkward kid.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 2nd, 1967

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