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I'm always proud of what I've done and what I continue to do.

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If Flavor Flav was any smaller and darker, Brad and Angelina would try to adopt him.

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Ticket sales will get higher the day after roasts.

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I'm not a private person. I like hanging out and talking to fans. But my life isn't so interesting that you want to see the inside of it.

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I remember, after the Pamela Anderson roast, being told, 'You're sold out - you can add two more shows.'

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This thing happened where I noticed anytime I got together with four friends or more, the conversation goes to food.

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I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.

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I order food like a normal human being. If I'm out to lunch, I'm going to order three courses like everybody else. I'm not going to feel like some kind of freak.

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I always order soup, dessert, and a sandwich or whatever main course. But then the idea is you have to eat such a small portion of it and bring the rest home.

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When you're dealing with a sick person, you're not important at all. You're just a nobody.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 19th, 1961

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