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I'm constantly in fear of having a stroke.

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Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?'

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There should be a law that you can't shut down the government - that you don't have that power.

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If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.

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You look at my audience, and it proves what Congress thinks America is, is wrong. I get people across the political spectrum. Parents and kids come and they're all punked out, and there are these other guys in John Deere caps.

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For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my own. Then it dawned on me: That's not what I think; that's what married people think.

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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

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You got to be just stupid to not be focused on alternative energy.

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Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!

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Socialism appeals to me. It's like imposed Christianity. You've got to share.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 30th, 1948

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