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I'm a selfish, little pig of a man.

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Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas.

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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

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The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.

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I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.

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Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the midst of all of the politics we live through on a daily basis.

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I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.

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Janeane Garofalo ended up, in a sense, being pushed by the media into becoming a pundit.

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Political audiences are not fun.

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As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 30th, 1948

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